- are y’all so jealous of nicki
Why the fuck would they make a song like that at a time like this? No wait I’m sorry I mean ever.
The only one with a nice butt in the video was jlo
And jlo you have a nice butt but you need to let that go, you don’t need to make songs about ya ass anymore-your a mom now. Let Nicki have it
sex education at its finest
"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"
"It’s every month?"
"I thought it just lasted a couple years"
"It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!"
"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"
*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”
The “I thought you just popped one and waited until it was over” one had me dying but these are all amazing
I wonder how long we’ll stay friends on Facebook.
I literally just deleted someone for sharing that picture! Was a coincidence
no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire
#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc
All of my plans for today have been cancelled and I also have to go into work at 3 instead of 4 because my manager is a dick haha.